{"product_id":"squishable-hamburger","title":"Squishable Hamburger","description":"\u003cspan\u003eOh Hamburger, what is it about you that makes me want to ask, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"I can has?\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Is it the beef itself, savory and juicy? Or the condiments like a rainbow of squishy flavor? Or the gooey cheese hugging the patty like an old friend (and does that technically make it a cheeseburger?) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Yes I can has\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e indeed! There are cow burgers and soy burgers and ramen burgers and rice burgers, and burgers that are made from mushrooms...why not a burger made of fur! Hold your Hamburger close and let it know you has it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e15 squishy inches of eternal cat-meme fodder, all new polyester fiber, ages 0 and up only!\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46273800241388,"sku":"SQU-102031","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3572\/1452\/files\/squish_hamburger_15.jpg?v=1742319423","url":"https:\/\/www.slickmimics.com\/products\/squishable-hamburger","provider":"Boardlandia Appleton","version":"1.0","type":"link"}