{"product_id":"wonky-willies-authentic-interactive-extravaganza","title":"Wonky Willie's Authentic Interactive Extravaganza","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are children, and your parents brought you to a sparsely decorated warehouse that was promoted as a delightful afternoon in a chocolatier’s workshop. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWonky Willie’s Authentic Interactive Extravaganza is a dungeon crawl coated in sugary surrealism, drizzled with danger, and a rich filling of dread. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is [current year], and artificially intelligent [sic] slop threatens to clog every interconnected tube comprising the internet, occasionally bursting out like a sewer pipe into the real world. One such instance saw \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Willy%27s_Chocolate_Experience\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea Glasgow warehouse converted into a nightmarish, allegedly Willy Wonka-themed \"interactive experience\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e featuring destitute actors, derelict sets, and a deranged script. This bizarre circumstance brought a team of silly bloggers together to write this adventure for the sheer absurdity of it all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis adventure is inspired by the AI-tainted rubbish inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The only involvement of so-called Artificial Intelligence in the creation of this adventure is as the object of ridicule. It is the creation of a handful of human hobbyists to serve as encherining entertainment for your table. After all, no robot could possibly take this long to capitalize on a flash-in-the-pan viral moment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePROMPT: What will the reader find in this adventure?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimple character prompts for playing as the mischievous children stuck in this hell, including starting equipment based on each player-child’s vice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e14-room dungeon with impossible architecture and farcical situations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRandom encounter table with monsters with system-neutral suggested stats, such as the Oreogre\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1d20 list of unusually flavored jelly beans that may make you lose your appetite. LIMIT ONE PER CHILD!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe unknown, a sinister antagonist that lurks behind every corner and inside every air conditioning vent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I ran this adventure. Despite the players playing as children, it was the most needlessly violent OSR adventure I’ve ever run. We laughed and laughed.” - W.F. Smith\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe team includes 12 of the finest TTRPG bloggers, including several Bloggie- and Ennie-winning designers:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Hodag RPG of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nofoesnotraps.wordpress.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Foes No Traps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCartography\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Nova of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/playfulvoid.game.blog\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlayful Void\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLayout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Marcia B. of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/traversefantasy.blogspot.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTraverse Fantasy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEditing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Marcia B. of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/traversefantasy.blogspot.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTraverse Fantasy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, W.F. Smith of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prismaticwasteland.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrismatic Wasteland\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAssembly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: W.F. Smith of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prismaticwasteland.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrismatic Wasteland\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWriting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Chris of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wayspell.blogspot.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWayspell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, Dwiz of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/knightattheopera.blogspot.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnight at the Opera\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, Ian of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beast.blot.im\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBenign Brown Beast\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, Josh of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/riseupcomus.blogspot.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRise Up Comus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, Lino of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.magnolienne.com\/pinkspace\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePink Space\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, M. Diaz of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hexculture.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHex Culture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, Nova of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/playfulvoid.game.blog\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlayful Void\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sandroad.itch.io\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSandro\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/failforwardblog.blogspot.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFail Forward\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, Ty of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.mindstormpress.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMindstorm Press\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog, and W.F.S. of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prismaticwasteland.com\/\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrismatic Wasteland\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e28 pages, stapled digest-size zine, black and white throughout with glossy cover. 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